All the Republican candidates last night be like, “I’ma make promises because it’s nomination season.”
All the Democrats on my Facebook be like, “Look at these idiots”, despite the fact that they were never, ever going to vote for them anyway.And I’m just sittin’ here like, “Looks like another presidential election where I’m writing in my (former) mechanic”.
The following four quotes by Mark Twain basically sum it up for me…
“There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.”
“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re misinformed.”
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
…and this is basically the extent of the political content that will find itself on my blog.